-rep changed name to try to hide from ICE. Still an illegal.

-rep illegal immigrant

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

"But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand. But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

^_^

♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in Marvel snap. learn to play, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

-rep is fat.