Recent reviews by Neon Texan

Game is full of bugs.

I would have left a detailed review... I however rolled a nat 1.

Game gud. Buy game.

The game came out 2 days ago. Yes it has a few performance issues. No, the game is not unplayable. They have already released a patch to fix some issues. I personally think its a better game than most AAA games coming out today. Feel free to flame me in the comments below about how your RTX Titan cant handle the game. I have a 2080 Super and the only issues I have had are the main menu when the game first launched, and it was only for about 1 minute. Not every computer is the same. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Dedicated meow button.

I hate this game so much.

Played this with my fiance. We had alot of fun.

we came in at 12 hours of total gameplay and still did not find all the achievements and secrets.

Game is adorable and fun to play. I had emotions that I havent felt in years tbh.

10/10 game

"Down here, salt is a way of life." "Obviously the environment down here is all salt. The ceiling is salt, the floor is salt, the walls are salt, and to an extent the air is salt. And you breathe that in, and you constantly taste the salt."

Trees hurt

Do you dislike your friendships? Then this is the game for you. This game ruins more bonds than Monopoly.

Worth every bit of money i paid for it.