Recent reviews by Peter™

I played the game on death mode. Aiz is not daijoubu.

chemo zomies

Banned for trying to purchase some in game items.

Would buy again 10/10

This game is bad... first of all the campaign is too easy unless you play on realistic mode, and on realistic mode you get half your health taken down in a couple of hits and the 'bosses' use cancerous unblockables that make players start to spam.

The online is so bad, first of all it takes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 30 minutes to find a online game and then, because of the insane skill gap you cannot do anything if you are new to the game, and the training and campaign are so boring that you don't want to learn how to do how your enemies are doing a certain skill and how to fight against that because its so insanely boring that you will want to throw your monitor out of the window.

The keyboard and mouse controls are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken that I almost broke my mouse out of rage... you try to block in one direction so you move your mouse in that direction but the more you move your mouse to that direction the game suddenly decides "you know what would be funny rn?, if we just move that block over to the opposite side i bet the player will have fun :DDD" its just ♥♥♥♥♥♥...

If you enjoy getting your ass kicked or extremely easy campaigns that if you change the difficulty to a harder one it becomes impossible to play then sure buy this game but if you don't I STRONGLY advise you not to even buy this game because to understand why I am raging so much you would have to play more than 2 hours which will stop you from getting a refund like it did for me ... what a wonderful waste of £40 .. i could have bought 40 bottles of bleach to drink but i bought this and now I feel like drinking 40 bottles of bleach would be more fun than this piece of overhyped ass.



(unless of course you are buying this game on console .. then you wont have most of these problems so go ahead buy it)

Edit: At least playing with bots is fun ........ oh wait knights lose every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time you play as them ... racist

Edit: I have now broken my wall, broken my controller and the devs are still not going to fix any of the errors in the game after many people complained, shows how much the devs care about this game and shows how absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the gameplay can be .. for example : you time your parry perfectly, and you know you have as you parried the exact same attack the exact same way many times on the campaign (realistic difficulty which doesn't show what time you need to parry) but apparently you didn't parry in time and you see right in front of your eyes that you pressed R2 exactly when the red light flashes but no ... you don't parry and you get killed.

Edit: I have come back to this game after 3 years of not playing it and it is just as ♥♥♥♥ as I remember it being, buggy broken pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but those rare moments that you have fun are just fun enough that you come back just to be filled with a rage. They changed to dedicated servers but that still doesn't stop you from being kicked from that one rare lobby that you enjoy your time in. Once that happens you will be put into a lobby with piece of ♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥♥ who's only hobby is to go around and looking for enemy players who are low on health and or watch your fight and wait until you get the enemy to be low on health and then steal the kill right from under your nose. Absolutely filthy piece of garbage human beings.

In the end if you enjoy ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture and wasting your money you should certainly purchase this game as playing this game is torture and it is also a waste of money.

Regarding the part where I say its a waste of money: I purchased the season pass for this game when it was still called the season pass expecting that I will have access to all or at least most of the content, little did I know that despite that I payed more than I payed for the entire game I do not have any new content from when I left the game. So what the ♥♥♥♥ did I pay for? Ubisoft decided that it was a good idea to change the season pass to "year 1 pass" and release another pass for the marching fire update shortly after my purchase of the season pass absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feature they added since the purchase of the game which is the arena is locked behind that pass. They literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked my money out of my weeping wallet and then delivered a steaming hot pipe of ♥♥♥ straight into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when I come back to the game expecting extra content.