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On a clear disk you can seek forever.
-- P. Denning
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A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil.
Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."
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And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man
with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around
here at quitting time.
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Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow.
-- Rabelais
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What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing
to compare it with.
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First Rule of History:
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
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