Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika Maximus Painus w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 22:33

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 1:26

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 1:04

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 1:12

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 1:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 11:17

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 12:55

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 22:59

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 0:14

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 10:49

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 23:40

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 23:05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 2 września 2019 o 18:19

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 13:17

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 27 lipca 2020 o 18:47

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 2 września 2019 o 19:00

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 9:55

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 23:12

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 22:22

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 0:21

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 10:53

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 11 września 2019 o 15:47

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Odblokowano: 13 września 2019 o 17:40

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 22:30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 22:56

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 23:02

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Odblokowano: 13 września 2019 o 20:04

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 0:27

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 24 kwietnia 2020 o 22:55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 22:56

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 10:14

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 11 września 2019 o 14:53

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 25 lipca 2020 o 19:22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 11:29

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 10:22

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 0:52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 10:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 23:05

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 26 lipca 2020 o 9:48

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 4 lipca 2019 o 0:07

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 6 lipca 2019 o 1:18

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 23:31

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 3 lipca 2019 o 23:11

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 2 lipca 2019 o 23:43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 24 kwietnia 2020 o 22:58

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2019 o 10:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30