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Zuba 21 Oct @ 8:24pm 
This guy can cook. Trust me I make pencils.
President Donald Trump 4 Oct @ 6:42am 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
Bangman 28 Aug @ 9:13am 
Beautiful cabin crew 🌹
Scarlett Johansson 💋 💋
Klager HX-84 27 Jun @ 4:20pm 
you don't... yet :Miller:
Klager HX-84 24 Jun @ 7:23pm 
:heart:
Castro 6 May @ 6:19pm 
Anima Christi, sanctifica me.
Corpus Christi, salva me.
Sanguis Christi, inebria me.
Aqua lateris Christi, lava me.
Passio Christi, conforta me.
O bone Jesu, exaudi me.
Intra tua vulnera absconde me.
Ne permittas me separari a te.
Ab hoste maligno defende me.
In hora mortis meae voca me.
Et jube me venire ad te,
Ut ♥♥♥ Sanctis tuis laudem te,
In saecula saeculorum.
Amen.
President Donald Trump 17 Feb @ 11:40am 
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President Donald Trump 12 Feb @ 1:24pm 
I just busted the fattest most ludicrous nut everI haven’t jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I said ♥♥♥♥ it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That’s how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That’s two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn’t even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.
I think i saw Jesus
President Donald Trump 2 Jan @ 3:18pm 
shut up loser
inomooshekki 2 Jan @ 12:43pm 
You need to actually wake up later for the sun to watch you rise.
President Donald Trump 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:34pm 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
President Donald Trump 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm 
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Nordrick 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm 
Keep posting sigma rules
President Donald Trump 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08am 
"If people talk behind your back, there is a reason they are behind and you are ahead."
- Sigma Rule 101
President Donald Trump 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25pm 
"Don't watch the sun rise. Get up earlier, let the sun watch you rise".
- Sigma Rule 117
Bangman 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am 
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(He did the mash) He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(They did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(They did the mash) They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun (tennis shoe, wa hoo)
The party had just begun (tennis shoe, wa hoo)
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
They played the monster mash
Bangman 13 Dec, 2022 @ 10:07am 
Kungu 28 jan, 2013 @ 2:38
You stink.
President Donald Trump 10 Oct, 2022 @ 5:05pm 
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└📁Being GAY
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Bangman 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:48pm 
CONGRATULATION😱 CONGRATULATION🙏 WE'LL DOING OUR OPERATION AGAINST THE OCCUPATION🗿 FOR THE ELEMENATION THE OPERATION 😳
Bangman 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:33am 
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Bangman 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:35pm 
Hark Nordrick, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Nordrick, even any scantling of your soul is Nordrick no more, but is now itself the sea
Castro 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:25pm 
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because ♥♥♥♥♥
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a ♥♥♥♥
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect.
President Donald Trump 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:15pm 
Lets face it, this guy is GAY, he shoots sticky sauce he plays with his BALLS he games he frags, he loves to hang out with ONLY MEN he is STRANGE bloke to chat with, hes TOO friendly he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
President Donald Trump 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:36pm 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
Castro 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02pm 
im gay yall
Castro 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02pm 
i love d¡ck and balls
Castro 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58pm 
balls in my face
ПЕРКЕЛЕ 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:51am 
Jag hatar svensk manniskor
Nordrick 31 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am 
Jag bor i Sverige.
Bangman 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm 
My husband wish, can I trust you?

I am Mr. Bangman from Sweden
. Firstly, I am married to Mr. Patrick Oliver, A diamond and gold
merchant who owns a small gold Mine in Burkina Faso and Egypt Cairo;
He died of Cardiovascular Disease in mid-March 2011. During his
lifetime he deposited the sum of € 18.5 Million Euro) Eighteen
million, Five hundred thousand Euros in a bank in Ouagadougou the
capital city of Burkina Faso. The deposited money was from the sale of
the shares, death benefits payment and entitlements of my deceased
husband by his company.

Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was
Alive he deposited the sum of € 18.5 Million Euro) Eight million, Five hundred
thousand Euro) in a bank in Burkina Faso, Presently this money is
still in bank. And My Doctor told me that I don't have much time to
live because of the cancer problem,
ПЕРКЕЛЕ 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm 
bunda is ass in portuguese
President Donald Trump 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30pm 
+rep my boyfriend irl
President Donald Trump 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm 
+rep true king
President Donald Trump 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:28pm 
I am addicted to eating ass and idk how to stop it. This isn't a joke post i can't go a single day without eating ass and i cant function if i havent eaten an ass. My girlfriend is out of town this week and I can't focus and function i feel so depressed. Does anyone relate?
President Donald Trump 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am 
Its november
ПЕРКЕЛЕ 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am 
Merry Christmas buddy :steamhappy::steamthumbsup:
President Donald Trump 18 Aug, 2021 @ 2:06pm 
And he always provides a grin for the boys
Xocaitv 10 Jun, 2021 @ 10:47am 
There was no chance for Mumen to win. That fact is already painfully obvious.
The poor bastard didn't have anything useful going for him.
No Telekinesis, no Martial Arts training, no OP Mechsuit and certainly wouldn't be ending the fight in one punch.
In the moment, in the Valley of Death, the Hero "Mumen Rider", the "Cyclist for Justice" was relegated to nothing more than an animated corpse.

A dead man walking.

It was stupid- no... Downright asinine to go for the Deep Sea King's throat. That is and forever will be a fact.

But even then.
The people put all their wasted hope towards him. Cheering him on; believing that he could blow that cursed monster to bits.
And he knew he would never beat Deep Sea King, better than anyone else. Yet he answered the cry for help.
He was utterly, undeniably, without a shadow of a doubt useless against the odds.
But above everyone and everything else...

...He was a Hero.
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⋆⁺✩ Salem ☾ Nyx ✦.˚ 12 Feb, 2021 @ 5:46pm 
Empieza el fin de semana y tu cuerpo lo sabe:skull_wink:
Disfrútalo! La vida es una, el dinero va y viene, así como la suerte:2017cat:. Te deseo lo mejor!
PD: te comparto el cover de una canción clásica, con escenas de una película clásica, hecho por una banda, que ya es clásica xD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYzBm8J4M4

Gracias por estar ahi, realmente te lo agradezco:lunar2020contentgoat::hearth1:

The weekend starts and your body knows it:skull_wink:
Enjoy it! Life is one, money comes and goes, as well as luck:2017cat:. I wish you the best!
PS: I share the cover of a classic song, with scenes from a classic movie, made by a band, which is already classic xD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYzBm8J4M4

Thanks for being there, I really appreciate it:lunar2020contentgoat::hearth1:
President Donald Trump 24 Jan, 2021 @ 7:25am 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
⋆⁺✩ Salem ☾ Nyx ✦.˚ 1 Jan, 2021 @ 6:27am 
Happy new year mate!
2020 was a terrible year, but surely you had something good, a nice memory, an event that made you feel good. hold it tight and go your way, after the storm the bright sun always comes out:praisesun:.
I wish you the best, and a big hug!:heartpr:

Feliz año nuevo campeón!
2020 fue un año terrible, pero seguramente tuviste algo bueno, un recuerdo lindo, un acontecimiento que te hizo sentir bien. agarralo bien fuerte y segui tu camino, que después de la tormenta siempre sale el sol brillante:praisesun:.
Te deseo lo mejor, y un gran abrazo! :plat2heart:
⋆⁺✩ Salem ☾ Nyx ✦.˚ 24 Dec, 2020 @ 6:40am 
Hi my dear, I wish you have a pleasant celebration this Christmas, surrounded by your loved ones, big hug for you!:lunar2020contentgoat::heartpr:

Hola querido! deseo que tengas una linda celebración esta Noche Buena, rodeado de tus seres queridos, ¡un gran abrazo! :sectarymask::hpulse:
President Donald Trump 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:28pm 
nordrick look we been friends for a while now and i just wanted to let you know thtat i love ui and i miss you and that i want to play games wioth u and we can talk in discord or teamspeak or u can call me on the phone idk lol i just want to talk to you and get to know you more i think we can bring our relationshiop to a wholoe new level seriously bro i mean do u think of me as a friend or something more because i feel a thick sensual tension between us and i just want to close that gap and go in for the kill so to speak and see where we can go with this i mean i know u have medical problems with ur wee wee but im willing to work with it and i know u are into foot stuff and i have foot fungus and ingrown toenails but i can practice my footwork and make u nut in .2 miliseconds and then u can spit in my ear


Yo I didn't type that bro I got hacked or something IDK wtf happened up there don't copy paste that to all your friends please
President Donald Trump 5 Dec, 2020 @ 6:01pm 
yea he has such a hot monotone dead inside voice

no wonder he gets all those goth babes
steja 5 Dec, 2020 @ 5:23pm 
made me pregnant just by his voice, never saw again.
President Donald Trump 24 Oct, 2020 @ 8:03am 
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President Donald Trump 8 Oct, 2020 @ 4:23am 
Shut up loser
Alex 7 Oct, 2020 @ 10:18pm 
s w e d e n