i was born a woman

no ♥♥♥♥, no balls...

I sexually identify as Ulfric Stormcloak Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of killing those Imperial bastards and and reclaiming Skyrim for the nords. People say to me that a person being a Stormcloak is retarded, and that the Imperials have the higher moral ground. But I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install, a sense of entitlement, a burning hatred for elves and a damn fine beard, on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Jarl Ulfric. And respect my right to kill the high king, and siege Whiterun. If you can't accept me you are an Imperial pig and you need to check your privilege.

All hail our grossly incandescent father.

Thx for the game :)

+Rep Nice trader and was decent enough to wait for trade servers to come back up :)