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Solid and interesting game
Verfasst am 16. April 2024.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Verfasst am 20. Februar 2023.
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1.3 Std. insgesamt (1.1 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
If Fifty Shades of Grey proved anything, it's that flipping through several hundred pages of NSFW prose is fun and nothing to be embarrassed about. So, please come (no pun intended) with us into a whole new world of books with stunning sex. Erotica often gets labeled a "guilty pleasure," and while, I mean, yes—there are many campy books to read, some of which are on this list—there are plenty of erotic novels that overlaps with genre and literary fiction. Some of these books have inspired Golden Globe-nominated shows, after all (hi, Outlander(opens in new tab)!).

In other words, erotic novels are fun, they're sexy, and they can be prestigious. I mean, where else could you find hot billionaires, rugged war heroes, professors that don't mind giving you a "D" (jokes!), or actors who are just as hot on the screen as they are off? Nowhere but NSFW stories! If you're a newbie, welcome to one of the hottest genres on the planet, and if you're a returning reader: welcome back, we missed you! Here are some of the best erotic novels that will leave you seriously blushing and maybe, just maybe, needing a cold shower afterward.
Verfasst am 6. November 2022.
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86.1 Std. insgesamt (81.1 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
Даже слов нет описать на сколько унылая игра. От ужастика тут просто громкий звук и скример в лицо, сюжет просто обрыганский: кучка мажоров решилась по наводке уголька младшего отправиться на исследование упавшего на дно моря самолёта спасательной группы, но на как оказалось на дно упал не только корабль но и сюжет, потому что дальше начинается полнейший маразм. Уголёк старший и мис чернильница поплыли на дно морское чекать упавший кукурузник со скелетонами, поняв что трогать руль была плохая идея они сжав очко начали всплывать. По мере выплывания со дна что-то начало гореть и взрываться, это была не только моя жопа но и как я понял мисс уголёк напортачила с барбекью. Поняв что горелым пахла только моя жопа они расслабили очко и продолжили посасывать пивасик чиля на яхте. Спустя много бутылок пива бравый отряд подразделения О.Б.Р.Ы.Г.А.Н. упала на боковую, никто не ожидал что те троя "рыбаков" про которых я забыл написать выше даст о себе знать, в итоге французкое копчёное трио наведалось снова, но на этот раз с целью взломать мохнатый сейф каждого присутствующего на этой "раскошной" яхте (или шлюпка, сути дело не меняет). В итоге мы оба проснулись от внезапного qte, после, всех собрали в одну комнату, связали и оставили для совершения ооочень интересных диалогов и отклеивания от пивоприёмника скотча. В итоге трио индивидуумов поняв что им вскоре устроят не только грабёж но и аморальный грабёж осознали что очко они раслабили зря, ибо сейчас кавалерия ля-багетов устроит им поступательно-грабительные движения. Вскоре сообразив на троих они отправили снежинку сделать роскомнадзор (потому что лезть на троих с голыми руками это конечно слабоумие и отвага). Т.к. я выбрал уплыть на шлюпке получил от шоколадного зайца маслину (ибо я пропустил qte который увидел только на мгновения) и так как у меня реакция мёртвой эстонской черепахи, мистер снежинка был повержен. Далее убрав свой багетовый ствол дымок решает сменить курс на указанные координаты в найденном планшете (это та бумажка которая была на дне в упавшем в воду самолёте). В скором времени герои поняли что аморальный грабёж это былоб не так уж и плохо в сравнении что их ждало бы дальше... А дальше короче просто беготня по кораблю, лутание записок, галики героев, пропущене qte, в конце их бросают в тюрьму военные которые их нашли когда они связались по рации. КОНЕЦ
Очень интересно? Нет? А что вы хотели за 500 рублей? Я вот хотел поиграть а в итоге как обычно, ощущение словно купил у ашота-камшота 3 шаурмы недельной давности и срал дальше чем видел, потому что это не игра а жидкий понос.
Verfasst am 6. November 2022.
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"wa wa i cant play on my moms laptop from 2006"
Verfasst am 26. Februar 2022. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 26. Februar 2022.
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Okay first things first. I spend months of research on things like this before purchasing anything. For instance, i was going to build myself a computer, and i spent close to 3 months before purchasing a part. This was no different. I was in the situation of finding the "Best sub-$300 paintball gun on the market"
So I started research. I looked at the mini, etha, crossover, rail, and eXTCy. I made, charts, graphs and excel sheets. I read countless reviews. Finally i decided my plan. I was going to buy this gun and upgrade the crap out of it. For me, upgrading is the most fun you can have with something. Buying parts to make it that much smoother, quieter, more efficient, ect.. I know this is basically "what the ion should have been", but i wanted to go above and beyond that. many people will say, "well if you're going to buy a $250 gun and put another $300 into it, you might as well just buy something thats $600!" To this i say, WHAT’S THE FUN IN THAT??? Upgrading a gun makes it feel truly "yours". Okay enough of that spiel...

I'm now going to talk about each aspect of the gun in turn.

Barrel- The stock barrel is a .693 13 inch, ported, ion threaded barrel. There's three rows of porting with 7 ports each. The boring quality is pretty darn nice. I'd say it's on-par with something like a CP one piece. Oh, and no matter what color you get it will always be a dust-black barrel.

feedneck- The stock feedneck is a hard-to-remove, allen key clamping, ion XE threaded feedneck. It rises 1 and (1/8) inches above the top of the body. It fits my pinokio snugly, and I've had no problems with it. You should know that if you want to upgrade it, you must really wrench on this thing really hard and possibly need to apply heat because it ships from gog locktited in place.

regulator- The stock regulator is the same exact regulator that is on the Luxe (a $1500 gun)! it has been very consistent for me, and its placement allows me (with very large hands i might add) to grip it fully, without cramping my thumb in between it and the trigger frame. The straight fitting is on the very bottom, allowing for a clean run from the asa (not upwards curved). One should note that if you need to disassemble the regulator for any reason, you will need a pair of .038'' (1mm) retaining ring pliers. Just a heads up. I got mine for $10 on amazon from Klein Tools.

asa- the stock asa is a dust black, knob-on-off, direct mounted asa. The fitting comes out the left side, and it is connected to the reg via a 4'' piece of steel braided tubing. The stock asa is pretty sharp, and can cut your tank o-rings if you're not careful. Just hold the gun so the asa is vertically facing up, then screw the tank in slowly. then screw in the knob until it's gassed up. Also, don't screw the asa know ALL the way in, because it can shred a little o-ring in there. An easy fix is just to screw it in until you hear no more leaking air, then screw it in another 1/2 of a turn and you're good to go.

trigger- the stock trigger is actually not so great. It's a plastic, pin-mounted, wave-style trigger. Many people consider this to be the eXTCy's weakest point. I agree, but a new player would defiantly be A-OKAY using it. There is some side to side play, but it really isn't horrible. It is two way adjustable (pre-travel and post-travel).

board- The stock board is the blackheart board. It has 12 modes, which give a wide variety of choices to use. You can adjust the dwell, BPS cap (coarse and fine at up to 20 BPS except uncapped semi), eye settings, burst count, rebound settings, first shot drop off compensation (FSDO), and a few other finer adjustments. In my experience, I've found it performs admirably. It is technically waterproof and can be (BUT NOT RECOMMENDED) underwater! The infrared eyes work great to prevent chops, and the ease of use make this an awesome board. It takes maybe 10 minutes to learn all of it's ins and outs. This board does eat batteries though. If yo play a lot of paintball, I highly recommend going to gog's website and picking up some rechargeable batteries. They may seem expensive at first, but they will pay for themselves in a short period of time. Energizer and Duracell sell their batteries as "9 volt" when they really start at 8.4 volts, and quickly taper off. Those batteries are also about 200mAh. The rechargeable ones from gog are both TRUE 9.0v, and 700mAh. They last a VERY long time, and can be recharged quickly.
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Now the good part. I took it upon myself to fully upgrade this gun. And i did. Here we go.

Violent series ball-bearing trigger- ($37) This was the most pressing for me. It eliminates side to side play, while feeling way nicer as well. It’s a fully delrin part, with a very rounded face, making walking the trigger amazing.

TechT L7 bolt- ($40) This really helps with the (already minimal) “kick” felt when firing. Also, you can get your dwell down a bit more with this bolt, helping air efficiency. The stock bolt weighs 32.9 grams, and the L7 weighs 7.1 grams. AND since the bolt is the only moving part in the gun, this contributes a 78.4% reduction in moving mass! This means “smoother”, lower pressure shooting! Great upgrade.

360 QEV ($25) The 4mm 360 quick-exhaust valve helps by far the most with dwell. with this, I was able to get the dwell down to 17ms, thus saving gas and increasing the cycle rate. This is one of the most popular upgrades to the gun, and many believe it should be stock.

Planet Eclipse OOPS asa- ($40) This was a must. It allowed me to run macroline, and is a whole lot nicer than the stock. It’s very smooth on-off action is great when airing up or purging. The fitting also comes out the front of the asa so it allowed for a straighter marcoline run. As a bonus its rail mounted, and come with a rail.

Macroline- ($15) steel braid is durable, yes, but i prefer macroline for it’s ease of maintenance. you can disconnect the tubing from the fitting in a matter of seconds, and do whatever you need to do. I used black fittings because they’re so nice-looking!

Virtue lazer eyes ($25) this is absolutely the most overpriced upgrade of them all, as well as probably the most un-necessary. They are very nice to have when doing any sort of troubleshooting (not that this ever happens with this gun!). Also they are 25% more efficient than the stock eyes, which helps with the battery life problem.

Tooless grips ($5)- you can get these off of gog’s website. basically they’re just little knobs for the rubber grips to sit on so you dont have to pull out your allen key set every time you want to swap batteries.

16in Freak barrel kit- ($150) the barrel is the only thing that affects accuracy, and therefore I did not skimp. This also increases efficiency dramatically, quiets your shot, and shoots really tight groups. Oh, and i got the 16’’ because I’m tall and i like a longer setup. (same reason I have A Ninja 77ci)

Virtue board- ($50) a pretty unnecessary upgrade because the blackheart is already really nice. I got it because you can uncap it for whenever you want to impress someone lol. Also I’ve noticed it is better on battery life as well. Don’t buy a board for your eXTCy unless you find a spanking deal on one.

CONCLUSION:
I set out to (make) my first gun. I have succeeded! I FREAKING LOVE THIS THING. It’s my baby and has served me very well after a couple of cases. I have not chopped a single ball. It is very efficient for a mid range spoolie (9 pods after all upgrades). Very quiet and polite shot. Very little barrel rise (literally nonexistent when playing). Very reliable. Very easy to maintain; just use gog’s gr33se or else you’ll void their warranty! Very simple programming. Very good looking. Very comfortable to hold. Plays in all weather. I am extremely pleased with my choice and guard it out on the field closely lest somebody steal my baby!

and I like Kishko
Verfasst am 11. Dezember 2020. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 11. Dezember 2020.
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Dangan wa saikō sokudo 1000 m/ s de hassha sa re, pointo C (2 ,- 4, 6) de tāgetto ni atari, pointo P (9 , 2, 0) ga bōru no hyōmen ni arimasu. Tāgetto ga suwatte ita kuruma wa, heikin sokudo 40 km/ h de sōkō ♥♥♥♥♥ imasu. A)-kyū no hōteishiki o tsukuru b) dare ga uta reta nodesu ka?
Verfasst am 28. Oktober 2020.
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Funny spil.ru
Verfasst am 20. August 2018.
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3.8 Std. insgesamt (0.7 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
Early-Access-Rezension
Unless your computer costs 2000 Dollars or more, you can't run this game OK.

My potatoe can't run the game!!! ;( :( ;( :(
Verfasst am 21. Mai 2018.
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Verfasst am 11. Mai 2018.
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