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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 4:04pm

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2014 @ 9:05pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 10:51pm

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2014 @ 1:15am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 3:27pm

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2014 @ 9:05pm

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 4:14pm

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2014 @ 5:17pm

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2014 @ 3:40pm

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2014 @ 7:27pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 2:29am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 2:17am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 4:53pm

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 10:07pm

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 4:00pm

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2014 @ 8:19pm

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2014 @ 10:46am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 7:25pm

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 8:54pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 2:39pm

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2014 @ 11:49am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2014 @ 5:42pm

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2014 @ 12:48pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 5:19pm

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2014 @ 9:05pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 12:10am

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 5:00pm

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2014 @ 10:51am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2014 @ 8:29pm

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 12:41am

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2014 @ 12:56pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2014 @ 6:28pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2014 @ 8:29pm

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 10:40am

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 9:41am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2014 @ 9:52am

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 8:38am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 11:08am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 7:59pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2014 @ 8:18pm

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2014 @ 9:52am

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 7:21pm

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 1:46pm

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 11:43am

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 7:07pm

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 10:05am

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 2:20pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 4:59pm

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 1:31pm

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 5:14am

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 11:16am

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 11:38am

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2020 @ 11:00am

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2014 @ 11:44pm

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 11:21am

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 2:21pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2014 @ 10:09am

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 12:11am

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 9:31pm

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2014 @ 11:44am

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 11:56am

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 2:19pm

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 11:25am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2014 @ 7:09pm

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 10:05am

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 5:28pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 10:38am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 12:20am

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 9:04am

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 1:30pm

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 11:25am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 4:19pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2014 @ 1:30pm

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2020 @ 1:19pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 5:52pm

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 10:46am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:04pm

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:19pm

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:53pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 5:50pm

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:04pm

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:28pm

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 3:20pm

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:08pm

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 6:08pm

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 1:23pm

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 11:45pm

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 1:14pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2014 @ 12:58am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 10:28am

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2020 @ 10:03am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 3:06pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 8:51pm

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 4:47pm

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 9:11pm

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2014 @ 6:39pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 2:42pm

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2014 @ 8:35pm

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 11:25am

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 3:07pm

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 11:30am

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 7:59pm

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 12:13pm

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 9:14pm

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 7:59pm

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 8:33pm

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 11:56am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 8:33pm

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 11:32am

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:50am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 4:14pm

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 11:25am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 6:38pm

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 1:35pm

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 4:32pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 11:28am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2014 @ 8:45pm

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 12:51pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 12:08pm

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:45pm

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 11:15am

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 7:46pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 1:36pm

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 11:12am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2014 @ 10:16am

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 11:38am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 9:08pm

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 1:38pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 8:32pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2014 @ 9:15pm

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 11:13am

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 9:18pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 12:20pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 9:18pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 1:03pm

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 2:34pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 1:13pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2014 @ 12:30pm

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 1:29pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:34pm

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 9:28pm

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2014 @ 1:53pm

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 3:59pm

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2014 @ 6:07pm

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2014 @ 5:13pm

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 2:17pm

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 10:50pm

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 1:43pm

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:01pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:49pm

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 6:19pm

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:18pm

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2014 @ 12:29pm

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 11:19am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2014 @ 5:31pm

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2014 @ 6:45pm

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 10:14am

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 10:59am

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 6:59pm

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2014 @ 9:51pm

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 2:09pm

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2014 @ 6:47pm

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 8:32pm

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 10:07am

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2014 @ 9:33pm

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 8:37pm

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 11:55am

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:50am

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2014 @ 9:33pm

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2014 @ 12:05am

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2014 @ 11:44pm

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 6:05pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 6:59pm

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 9:50am

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 5:53pm

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 1:00pm

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 10:42am

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 2:18pm

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 4:30pm

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 4:10pm

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 5:45pm

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 1:00pm

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 5:46pm



Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
1 / 500

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
11 / 20

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty