"Are you... are you coming on to me?! Sweet Lord, I don't even have the words for how repugnantly wrong that is!" [vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net]

Do you believe in God?

That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by 'God'. You see, I--

Yes or no?

It helps no one to be reductive. I think that, that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities
Yes or no?!

The very notion of belief itself can be be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this, would you be interested in reading some of my literature?

No

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