Don't Bully Me... I'll Cum!
Evelynn Xalvine   Noboribetsu, Hokkaido, Japan
 
 
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:simplepinkheart: I'm confident you'll enjoy your stay and return sometime soon! :simplepinkheart:
:inqsbunny: Best Friend :inqsbunny: Servant :inqsbunny: Bodyguard :inqsbunny: Pilot :inqsbunny: Pet Goblin :inqsbunny:
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:sweetcarrots: Real Name: Evelynn Xalvine

:sweetcarrots: Age: 24

:sweetcarrots: Birthday: September 25th

:sweetcarrots: Gender: Transwoman (She / Her)

:sweetcarrots: Sexuality: Bisexual

:sweetcarrots: Relationship: Single

:sweetcarrots: Occupation: Healthcare Assistant

:sweetcarrots: Favorite Season: Winter

:sweetcarrots: Favorite Animals: Rabbits, Cows, Sharks,

:sweetcarrots: Favorite Colour & Shades: Baby Pink, Baby Blue

:sweetcarrots: Hobbies: Dungeons & Dragons, Warhammer Figurine Painting

:simplepinkheart: Socials :simplepinkheart:

:sweetcarrots: Telegram: Minxie Moo [telegram.me]

:sweetcarrots: Discord: MinxieTheRabbit

:sweetcarrots: Furaffinity: TheMinxiestMoo [www.furaffinity.net]

:sweetcarrots: F-List: Minxie Moo [www.f-list.net]
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Minxie Moo is a 40-year-old bisexual woman, mother of 3, millionaire and a crossbreed between a rabbit (Holland Lop & Snowshoe) and a cow (Buša) she stands at 9 feet tall and weighs in at 860 pounds, with pink and white fur. She speaks in a heavy Russian accent, one of the few mementos she has kept from her home-world, no matter how far away it may be. She is the Admiral of a fleet of spaceships led by her flagship known as the SS-Moostaria.

She has long curled hair with curved horns protruding out from underneath, her horns overlook her extremely long droopy ears that hang down past her thighs with a ear tag on them. From here her eyes are baby blue in color with little heart-shaped pupils, her nose boasting a gold septum piercing above her plump, kissable lips housing her adorable buck-teeth and 18 inch long 4 inch wide tongue that secretes aphrodisiacs.

Further down reside her huge breasts contained within her custom sized bra, her body is incredibly plump and extra soft, wobbling at the slightest touch. However, don't let this deceive you; she is still incredibly strong with big arms and even bigger paws, containing sharp cybernetically enhanced retractable claws and baby blue pawpads, she has a wedding ring on her left paw.

Even further down behind her is her big fluffy tail and even bigger ass, at the front however is her fat, huggable belly and her fatter thighs followed by a set of powerful legs allowing for incredibly big bounces, binkies and most importantly kicks with her 3 toed hindpaws, each containing the same claws as her paws.

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Dark Souls II was my first experience into the Soulsborne franchise back in 2014, I'd sunk countless hundreds of hours into it on the PS3. When Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First sin released in 2015 on the PS4 I went and sunk countless of thousands of more hours into it before I moved to PC in 2018 where I've sunk another few thousand hours into this game, needless to say it's one of my favourite games of all time.

The hub area known as Majula has got to be one of the best and most atmospheric hubs in the whole of the Soulsborne Franchise. It has a warm and welcoming feel, with the music in the background being slow, calm and relaxing, really reinforcing how much of a safe space the area truly is in comparison to the other hostile areas throughout the game. The Hub is also home to our favourite Waifu: The Emerald Herald, Shanalotte.

The levelling system while introducing a new mechanic called Adaptability was not all that bad, unlike Resistance in Dark Souls I, Adaptability has an actual use. That being that it increases the speed that you use consumables like your Estus Flasks but it also increases your IMMUNITY FRAMES, a thing that most new players tend to not know and complain that the game is too hard because the dodges feel impossible to do which in the early game is rough, but spending a few points into Adaptability fixes the dodging issue entirely.

Another controversial mechanic introduced is Soul Memory, matchmaking based on how many souls you've collected along your journey, I assume this was intended to stop twinking (The act of making a low level character intended for competitive PVP or COOP.) but this is also counteracted by the Agape ring, a ring that prevents souls from being earned by any means, unfortunately twinking is still common, at the cost of a ring slot.

The story is much like the other Soulsborne titles, where you can follow it at a baseline and if you're truly invested in it you can talk to NPC's, explore areas or even look into the item's descriptions that you collect for a deeper understanding of areas, enemies and bosses. You do not need to be an expert to understand and enjoy these games by any means.

Fashion Souls is an important part of any Soulsborne title and this one certainly delivers on that front, a lot of armors working well together, colours of fabrics, tints of metals, weapons complimenting said outfits, a personal favourite combination of mine being:

  • Black Witch Hat / Black Witch Veil
  • Black Witch Robe
  • Ruin Gauntlets
  • Ruin Leggings
  • Moonlight Greatsword
  • Golden Wing Shield
  • Staff of Wisdom
And
  • Desert Sorceress Hood
  • Alva Armor
  • Alva Gauntlets
  • Desert Sorceress Skirt
  • Black Knight Greataxe
  • Blossom Kite Shield
  • Pyromancy Flame / Dark Pyromancy Flame

PVP is honestly some of the best in the entire franchise in my opinion, with plenty of variety in weapons that you can choose to powerstance, armor combinations to pick from and mechanics to compliment your playstyle; ranging from simply backstepping through attacks to animation cancelling and animation recovery through certain actions. There are also plenty of ways to parry from shields to weapons to tools like shields and the sound from achieving a parry being like music to your ears. A personal favourite parry to achieve is the great sword parry.

In conclusion, Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin holds a special place in my heart and I cannot recommend it enough, I'd rate it a 10/10 and advocate that any fan of the genre who hasn't tried it yet to give it a chance.
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Dayum! 100% every single dark souls, a talent indeed.
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