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i have successfully mapped out his living area. he found me. he forced me to deadlift until he fell asleep. the thing, which i will now address as "Vinas", has been using a metallic structure to play a game called SEE ES GO. since my last entry, i have eaten all the children. i have to drink Vinas water that drops off of him when he does a workout, which is very salty, and have eaten. he has grown to 8'3'', which according to my calculations would mean he has made 89 men and 3 women bald.during this mission, i have realised that vinas has one weakness, and it is taking his nose (the game). this leads to him crying in a corner for hours DO NOT STAY AROUND TO SEE HIM CRY AS HE WILL RETALIATE BY TAKING YOUR HAIR. I have worn a bald cap for nearly a year to not lose my own, but he has taken my pubes. the sky outside has turned completely black.
i will commit suicide if i cant find a way out within 4 days
good luck soldiers, finish the mission i pioneered.
it has been 4 days since i have seen sunlight. this man, or should i say lizard, has been stealing my footballs since october 1937. i have infiltrated his defenses and have now found myself with 3g data documenting my exploration of his domain. if i do not send another message within a week, assume i have died. this basement is a concoction of gym weights, sweat and a big, muscular black man known as Mr T. I have sighted many children, but to keep the mission alive I had to eat many of them for sustenance. this is for a good cause. the stairs creek every 3 hours and 17 seconds, for what reason i am yet to uncover. if any of you ever find this man outside of his home, please DO NOT MAKE CONTACT OR DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF. he thrives on taking apart your hairs and putting them inside of his massive buttocks. this seems to make him feel relaxed, but do NOT DO THIS. THE MORE HE HAS, THE MORE HE GROWS. Right now he is 6'2'', but if he is any taller, ca
- Piot, the football finder