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JiB410 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10pm 
Smoothie was riding a horse and it was going too slow, he got off and upper-cut it, now we have giraffes.
JiB410 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm 
Smoothie can dribble a bowling ball.
JiB410 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm 
If you spell Mr Smoothie in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Lunova 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13pm 
note to self: don't put in blender
Warwisper 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm 
ah now i remember if your thirsty and in need of a cold drink i will regament a Smoothie
Laiky 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:30pm 
Smoothie is an alright lad. 9/10 would review again.
Warwisper 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm 
wait who is this again ?
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm 
When Smoothie does division, there are no remainders.
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm 
Smoothie was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
Laiky 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm 
I'm just a regular Smoothie fan!
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm 
Smoothie doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm 
Smoothie beat the sun in a staring contest.
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm 
Smoothie once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm 
Smoothie used to beat up his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm 
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Smoothie’s fist.
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39pm 
Smoothie can play the violin with a piano.
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39pm 
Smoothie can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time.
JiB410 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm 
Smoothie can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
NikoFor 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm 
now he wants us to stop. Make up your mind dude
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35pm 
Smoothie doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm 
Smoothie is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
NikoFor 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm 
he still keeps asking
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm 
Smoothie destroyed the periodic table, because Smoothie only recognizes the element of surprise.
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm 
Before he forgot a gift for Smoothie, Santa Claus was real.
NikoFor 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm 
I knew him before he was popular
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm 
Smoothie can start a fire with an ice cube.
garrett1435 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm 
Smoothie was DB Cooper
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm 
Superman owns a pair of Smoothie undies
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm 
Smoothie the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
garrett1435 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm 
Smoothie speaks Braille
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm 
Death once had a near-Smoothie experience.
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm 
Smoothie can kill two stones with one bird.
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm 
Smoothie can slam revolving doors.
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm 
If you want a list of Smoothies enemies, just check the extinct species list.
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm 
Smoothie drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.
garrett1435 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09pm 
Smoothie told me he "wasnt my father", but i look up to him anyways.
JiB410 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm 
When I grow up, I wanna be like Smoothie.
NikoFor 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:53pm 
Doing this so he stops asking, hello, bye bye
TheGamerFriend 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm 
Super nice guy, 10/10 would play again <3 He sings very well, too!
Lunova 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm 
+rep so smooth