A cold silence near
Zeke is offline and gone
Come back, o feeder

You sit there, looking at the screen, your little peepee throbbing in your big boy pants. The very thought if it excites you, though you know it's taboo. What would your friends say if they could see you? What if they knew about what you were doing right now? That doesn't matter, you like doing this and you know it. You're a dirty little boy. There are other options available to you but this is the only thing you want. You select the technocracy civic for the millionth time, let out a sexual moan and start your game. This is better than sex...

Hi, my name is Sir Papa Sr., but you may call me Abandon Gaffney. It all started when my computer killed itself while playing Dota 2 and I got sent to low-priority. My hobbies include: bluescreens, overheating and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ railton internet. You may find me abandoning in such locations as the Discord servers and other online games. Remember that your teamates can't abandon if you abandon first.

Cool kids amiright?

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I sexually Identify as a Squid. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of swimming trough poisonous puddles of colored ink, People say to me that a person being a Squid is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having 2 big eyes and a big point put onto my face like one of those pirate hats, equipping me with the inkiest of ink from all of the no-life japanese splatoon playerst. From now on I want you guys to call me "Squid inks-a-lot the splatoon scrolls speedrunner" and respect my right to ink in your scrotum needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a squidphobe and need to check the splatoon terms and conditions. Thank you for being so understanding.