Moonstryder
Alexander   Antarctica
 
 
HARDER THAN NAXX 40 ORIGINAL
Moonstryder: (noun) Moon-stry-der: meaning: the sexyness of the moon
1. Moonstryder is the sexyness of the moon
2. Moonstryder apparently hot when mad. But mad when hot.
3. Moonstryder eats oranges with the skin on to save time
4. Moonstryders retain their foreskin until it is time for marriage
5. Ignore point nr. 4, dog ate foreskin out of tupperware

Name: Moon Stryder
Prounouns: lol/jk/I'm/not/retarded
Born: Somewhere
Currently living in: Space
Ethnicity: Humanoid
Sexual Orientation: Poly / Bi (just kidding I wasn't molested as a kid)
Hobbies: Doing copious amounts of *redacted*. Playing games. Eating ass.
Languages: Expert at talking ♥♥♥♥.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUkgixdMLbU
Не в сети
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Создано: Jiji
Комментарии
Elementum 31 авг в 15:33 
+ rep not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker
kappa 2 июл в 17:38 
gotta work on your memory brotha, since you don't remember: https://pasteboard.co/v2cRSJgjxiTt.jpg
Compik 2 июл в 15:44 
ahahaha i left you there
kappa 2 июл в 10:37 
accept friend req
Moonstryder 30 июн в 19:52 
Wasn't me mate
Anton Andreyevich Stepanov 26 июн в 14:30 
I guess N word didn't help in a fight :)