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EkuL 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55am 
I heard some hype about “Counter-Strike 2”. I downloaded the current “Counter-Strike”, so I can be prepared for the new release. What appealed to me most was the name.

I went head first and started my first game. I didn’t know much about it, except that I knew my mission: to Counter the Strike. I learned quickly that I was on a team of Counter-Terrorists who’s job was to prevent the Strike of the Terrorists. I told my team “I’ll be the guy that defuses the bomb”. I bought a Defuse Kit every single round, and waited for my chance to counter the strike.
EkuL 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54am 
.On Round 15, I waited on the “A Site”, and after the Terrorists planted the bomb, my fellow Counter-Terrorists eliminated them and I had my opportunity: I entered the code to defuse the bomb and we won the round! That was the biggest adrenaline rush I’ve ever had in gaming. The announcer said “Bomb defused. Counter-terrorists win”! I did it! My team erupted and chanted, “YOU COUNTERED THE STRIKE”. That solidified my call to the duty, I was ready to counter any strike that came my way.
EkuL 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54am 
But what happened next left me appalled. All of the sudden I was one of the Terrorists!?!? Apparently I was expected to Strike now!? I was so confused. This is not what I signed up for. I was in a full-blown panic attack, I could barely make out the words to my team, but I was so certain of my purpose. I yelled, “THERES NO WAY IM STRIKING”. To my surprise, it went unanswered.

I decided to be the bigger man. I was not going to compromise. I thought maybe this was a test (it was not). I took my Glock and aimed it at my “fellow” Terrorists and shot them. I WAS SUSPENDED FROM THE GAME. Excuse me?????? I was COUNTERING the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRIKE.

I don’t know what’s going on. I had to make sure I didn’t download “Strike” by mistake. Someone please help me understand
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That's just for a foot pic.. Toes spread apart.
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EkuL 30 Aug, 2021 @ 1:31pm 
Simp for the gimp.
Morrigan 30 Aug, 2021 @ 4:01am 
I still <3 me too!
Balanceplayz 30 Aug, 2021 @ 4:00am 
I still <3 you
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I <3 you
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Coming 4 years on and You are still the most amazing person I know! :D Resident Evil 5 soon (Still haven't done it ) ! :) <3
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Have a year full of succes and happiness ♫ ~2018 :D.
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There is nothing more peaceful than listening to the rain pitty patter on a roof or against a window late at night with a thunderstorm :) You are the most amazing person I know! :D Resident Evil 5 soon! :) <3