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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 10:44am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 4:22am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 5:29am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 4:18am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:25am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 5:54am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 7:20am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2017 @ 12:33pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 2:10pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 11:36am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 10:57am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 4:14am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2021 @ 3:35am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 4:23am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2016 @ 9:39am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 9:08am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 4:16am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 11:56am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 9:39am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 2:37pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2018 @ 2:13am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 12:32pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:23pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:54pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:14pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:04pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:20pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 10:35am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 12:37pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!