I started a business!! Haaa!

howdy :]

𝘽𝙮 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚. 𝙎𝙖𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛; 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡 𝙙𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧.

Can we get me to 20K comments?

𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮 !!

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.