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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:37am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:52am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:30am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:34am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:36am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:33am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 1:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:29am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:53am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:36am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:41am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:12am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:14am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:35am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:26am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:50am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 10:53am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 6:45am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:37am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:27am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:47am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:40am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:07am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:30am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:41am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 2:19am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:13am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:00am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:19am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:30am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 3:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:38am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:08am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:37pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:03am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:22am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:21am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:46pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:43am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:05am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 2:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:34am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:37am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:45am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:01am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:47am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:47am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:48am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:03pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:04am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:36pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:40pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:13am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:17am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:24am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:24am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:09am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:11am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:14am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 7:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:14pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:43am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:09am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:37am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:45am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 12:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:47am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:14am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:21am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:05am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:13am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:57am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:05am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:03am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:55am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 1:52am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:11pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:30am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:35am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:41am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:05am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 7:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:29am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 3:08am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 3:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:57am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:03am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:56am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:41pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 7:26am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:22am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:53am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:45am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:31am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am



Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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