It’s almost XXXmüssy 🎅🏾🎄🔔and you know what that means 😈 Saint Nick 🎅🏾 is gonna stick his fat 🌽 fücking Candy 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ 🐓in your stocking 🧦so drink up 🍺 your eggnog 🥚nut 🌰😫you filthy fücking elf whöre🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️Santa’s hard and hung 🍆 and wants you 😘to sit on his fat äss 🍑 lap. Drag those thicc chestnuts 🌰🌰 across daddy Santa’s face 🎅🏾🎅🏼 if you’re extra ❌ naughty 😈, we’ll get Santa’s 8 trusty reindeer-twinks: Cupid 💘 , Poppers, Sniffies, Lubey 💦, Cümpig 🐷, Prancer 👯‍♂️, P!sspig 💦🐷, and Vixen 😈 to finish you off. All while poor Rudolph is cucked in the corner😔. Make sure Mrs. Claus 🤶 doesn’t see 👀, or else she’ll spank you silly like the HO👋🏼 HO👋🏼HO👋🏼 that you are😫 💦 Spread some holiday 🕎🎄cheer 🥂 just like we spread 😫 our hole 🕳️ !

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS B!TCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally D!CKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forget to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼CÖCK=D💦?? Send this to 10 of your baddest b!tch elves💁🏼💁🏾 and if you get 10 back, you’ve got the most b!tchin 🍬peppermint 🍬püssy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄d!ck, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CÜMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLÜTTY 💦🍆👅D!CKMAS YOU HÖE HÖE HÖE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

Alright 👊🏻 you 👈🏻 Christmas 🎄 cats 🐈 when Santa 🎅🏻 slides ⛷down 👇🏻your 👆🏻chimney 🏠 this Xmas🎄 make sure 🌚 you 👈🏻 spread 👐🏻 them 🍑 xttrrraaa THICCC Christmas 🙌🏻 hams 🐖 🍑 wide 👐🏻 because Santa’s🎅🏻 here 👏🏻 to stuff 😯 you’re 👊🏻 stocking 🔑😍with his 🍆 chestnuts 🥜 so open 👅 wide and receive 👉🏻 Santa’s 🎅🏻 reindeer 🦌 you 🍻ho 😉ho 😻ho 💦

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Alright 👊🏻 you 👈🏻 Christmas 🎄 cats 🐈 when Santa 🎅🏻 slides ⛷down 👇🏻your 👆🏻chimney 🏠 this Xmas🎄 make sure 🌚 you 👈🏻 spread 👐🏻 them 🍑 xttrrraaa THICCC Christmas 🙌🏻 hams 🐖 🍑 wide 👐🏻 because Santa’s🎅🏻 here 👏🏻 to stuff 😯 you’re 👊🏻 stocking 🔑😍with his 🍆 chestnuts 🥜 so open 👅 wide and receive 👉🏻 Santa’s 🎅🏻 reindeer 🦌 you 🍻ho 😉ho 😻ho 💦