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1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
When I opened it, the first thing it told me is I can disable anime, 10/10
Posted 19 May, 2023.
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55.4 hrs on record
When I first saw the Reaper I shat my pants.
20 hours later I killed him and he ate the ♥♥♥♥ I shat.
10/10
Posted 5 August, 2022.
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58.2 hrs on record (49.2 hrs at review time)
Bean battles is a Sci-fi horror game based in the future.
In the year 2083, after the great war of Beantown, no men remain.
Only the beans. Those we were once created to aid humanity, heal them, sought full destruction.
It all started in 2046, when the first Bean president was elected.
People thought Beans would make better leaders, after all, that's what they were created for.
But no, when they started manufacturing themselves, there were too much to stop.

This game takes place after the great war of Beantown.
All that is left are beans, but beans without a man's guidance.
Soulless, intelligent bodies wandering around.... But what is intelligence without emotion?
The Beans now live in anarchy, shooting and killing each other, by the same weapons the human kind once used to try to stop them.
The Beans were violent and ruthless, but after all, were created to be the Image of the perfect man.
Did the beans just shorten the inevitable? Were we as humans doomed from the start?

I can't wait for the DLC coming out next year, it'll answer all these questions!

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☑ 10
Posted 29 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
178.0 hrs on record (104.5 hrs at review time)
Wait... This isn't Raft....
Posted 5 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
192.0 hrs on record (172.6 hrs at review time)
Amazing Game. I finally completed all of the achievements, you should definitely buy it, it's very cheap for the amount of gameplay it offers.
Posted 15 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
SixCube is a scifi-horror game where you play as Matthew Jones, an aspiring actor. The mission is to travel between worlds and learn more about your history, whilst exploring, you'll learn a lot more about the SixCubes world and the amazing lore behind it. At around 56-ish hours you'll master most of the bosses and love the game. Definitely would recommend 10/10.
Posted 15 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
183.9 hrs on record (125.4 hrs at review time)
very cool
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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9.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Very good game, it's the type of game you can relate to at all ages.
As a kid when you're showering with your dad, or as an adult when you're showering with little kids.
Posted 27 November, 2020. Last edited 5 August, 2022.
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247.2 hrs on record (83.5 hrs at review time)
Wait.... This isn't Sea of thieves.
10/10 but I still need the golden robot
Posted 9 November, 2020. Last edited 29 July, 2022.
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206.4 hrs on record (83.3 hrs at review time)
Very cool
Posted 2 September, 2020.
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