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😫
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when
exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
😭
Blutarsky's Axiom:
Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
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They looked at one another in incomprehension, two minds driving opposite
ways up a narrow street and waiting for the other man to reverse first.
(Soul Music)
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It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice
Giants was because they were, well, giants. The other was that they were
made of ice.
(Sourcery)
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What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.
-- Brendan Francis
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* boren tosses matlab across the room and hopes it breaks into a number
aproaching infinite peices
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Have the best week ever. Best wishes
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• ˚ ˚ ˛ * ★MERRY★ *
˛ • • 。CHRISTMAS • ˚ ˚ • ˚ ˚ ˚ ˚
。* ★And Happy New Year★ • ˚ ˚
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