Aeons ago, there was a bubbbling in the primordial muck, and Super jesus and Super Jesus came bolting down from the firey heavens and made the first splash in the ocean. This is the origin of Pink Floyd's main singer- Razzle Dazzle's horrible encounter with Zeus where he was hurt by the god. And Milo and Midge harassed him until the end of his days.
And thus the story of catching Satan on one of his bad days comes to a conclusion.

Inspired by the schizophrenic ramblings of a friend of mine.