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21 people found this review helpful
39 people found this review funny
13.7 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
First time playing:
>casually playing, tending to everyone and all
>man shows up at the door, his name is boris!
>boris has like 15 backpack space
>decide to equip him with a knife only bc what's the worst that could happen
>scavenging, goes down to basement to see what's dere
>grate
>goes back up
>survivor spots me and tells the sniper guy up top
>sniper guy thinks i'm intruder
>boris is dead

Rip

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!

>everyone is sad af that boris died
>no one willin to do ♥♥♥♥
>Survivor named bruno decides to go out to the same place
>equipped with a pistol and the knife from boris' dead body
>BRUNO IS OUT FOR REVENGE
>SNEAK UP ON THE SCOUT WHILE SURVIVORS ARE SLEEPING
>STAB HIM TIL HE FALLS OFF OF THE 2ND STORY HE WAS PERCHED ON
>survivors are sad that thier scout had died
>bruno had his revenge OR HAD HE
>bruno takes out his pistol and kills every single survivor there
>the deed is done, boris is avenged
>a day later everyone kills themselves



10/10
Posted 23 December, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,987.8 hrs on record (241.7 hrs at review time)
Space. Ninjas. In space, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just play it and you'll see that it's a pretty damn good game.
Posted 18 December, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
Honestly it's one of the better games out there, going through the game you have about three endings you can get, Genocide (killing everything in sight), neutral (killing maybe one of two monsters but not everyone), and pacifist (not killing anything). Undertale also has plenty of secrets and things to find, so keep your eyes out and backtrack if you wanna find out more about the story. This game also incorporates a bullet-hell like thing into it, each enemy has thier own unique pattern of attacking and you can choose whether to act or fight so combat isn't stale at all. Best thing about this game to me however are the characters and jokes, each character is loveable to thier own extent and the jokes gave me a good laugh or two. I'd say definitely pick this game up at full price, definitely worth it.
Posted 4 November, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great sequel to the already awesome series known as Road Rash, can't wait to play more and see what the devs do with the game!
Posted 18 September, 2015.
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9 people found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record
The story is fantastic however it's fairly linear which is aight as there are a good amount of secrets to be found if you stray from the path when you can. Controls are your standard WASD to move, mouse one to shoot, and mouse two to shine flashlight. Enemies can be overwhelming and are a bit faster then the character which makes outrunning them to get to the nearest light source pretty difficult and basically requires you to fight which is alright. You aren't going to find a shortage of supplies before fighting either but don't let that discourage you from looking around to find things as this game doesn't really have a crosshair and if you have no idea where to shoot or have incredibly poor aim you'll find yourself missing shots, so yeah. Overall it's a great game, I'm glad I picked it up when I did, hopefully you will too.
Posted 17 September, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.7 hrs on record
Pretty good game if you can overlook some easy to fix glitches. The combat is tight and you're able to unlock weapons and upgrade them, boss fights are pretty cool. Minigames within the game are pretty fun as well. Overall i'd say grab this under $5 only for the fact that the dev refuses to address issues within the game.
Posted 9 September, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Primal Carnage: Extinction is better and i haven't even played that game, but i still bet i can actually run it on steady frames lol
Posted 28 August, 2015. Last edited 16 January, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record
If you're looking for a cheap little beat em' up, then i got news for ya, you've came to the right place! This game is great, I mean just playing the game and beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of numerous enemies feels pretty damn good, and even though they for the most part overwhelm you they can easily be dispatched by numerous chi moves and combos. Unlocking moves, replaying missions just to get the coin for said moves also is cool and even though i really do not like grinding in some games, this game does it right somehow. It's also good to note that this game is 2 players and I haven't tried it out yet but from what i've heard it's more fun than playing in single player, which is to be expected. The game is also optimized incredibly well, which is good considering the extremely limited amount of video settings they give you. The only two problems I've had concerning this game however is getting it to launch, for some reason my game whenever i press the start button will not launch although the process is still going on in task manager so that's something to keep in mind whenever buying this game, the other problem is the camera angles in the game, i've had numerous occasions where i'd be fighting a boss and the camera cuts behind a rock, limiting my view. Anyways, i'd give this game a buy if you just want to see how you'd like it, stay cool folks!
Posted 23 August, 2015.
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18 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
The game is great to play however it lacks somewhat in the story aspect
Posted 21 August, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
645.1 hrs on record (169.4 hrs at review time)
With the recent update (1.3) adding steam integration which allows multiplayer without hamachi or portforwarding, I can safely say this is a game that should be in everyone's steam library. It's a 2d sandbox adventure that not only has it to where you can craft a bunch of stuff, it also has it to where you fight bosses, loot chests, and a lot of other things that you'd expect in an adventure-sandbox game. It also includes tons of references from Lovecraft's Cthulhu to some of the NPC quotes referencing movies like castaway.So yeah, if you're a fan of adventure-sandboxes, then this should be a no-brainer, pick this game up now!
Posted 2 July, 2015.
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