Just imagine a dude sitting on the backrest of a chair and then he wonders why he fell off, yeah that's me, I'm that dude except I didn't do it because I'm stupid I did it because I felt like it, however that being said doesn't mean I'm not stupid just that it was for a different reason than being stupid, maybe I was drunk, who knows? Who cares? Certainly not I

I'm also that guy who puts lip balm on his lips not because his lips are dry but because sometimes it can taste alright, you know when you get the nice tasting or smelling ones? Yeah it's really nice to kiss people when they have tasty lips, not that I'd know because I'm lonely but I bet it's better than kissing someone without tasty lips. Sorry getting side tracked, I put lip balm on and if I'm really bored I just lick myself and have a nice taste in my mouth, you know how good it is to have a nice taste right there on your lips?! suffice to say that it's bloody terrific mate