Recent reviews by LazerMatMat

1/16 STORY
✅ No story
🔲 Not main aspect
🔲 Bad story
🔲 Average
🔲 Good
🔲 BEST

2/16 GAMEPLAY
🔲 Lifeless/static
🔲 Poor
🔲 Average
✅ Good
🔲 Excellent

3/16 DIFFICULTY
🔲 Playing asleep
🔲 Some brain usage
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master (Team Player)
🔲 Not so easy
🔲 Difficult
✅ Dark Souls (Solo player)

4/16 GRIND
✅ Nothing to grind
🔲 Isn't necessary to progress
🔲 Average grind level
🔲 A bit grindy
🔲 A lot of grind
🔲 Too much grind

5/16 GAME TIME / REPLAYABILITY
🔲 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🔲 Short
🔲 Average
🔲 Long
✅ Depends on you
🔲 Endless

6/16 MULTIPLAYER
🔲 No Multiplayer
🔲 Trashy servers
🔲 Some hiccups
🔲 Smooth and pleasant experience
✅ Co-op
🔲 PvP
🔲 PvE

7/16 GRAPHICS
🔲 Low
🔲 Average
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Reality 2.0

8/16 AUDIO
✅ Soundboard Earrape
🔲 Bad
🔲 Not too bad
✅ Good
🔲 Eargasm

9/16 AUDIENCE
🔲 Kids
🔲 Teens
🔲 Adults
✅ Everyone (depends on server)

10/16 PC REQUIREMENTS
🔲 Potato
✅ Decent
🔲 Fast
🔲 Rich boi
🔲 NASA

11/16 PRICE
✅ It's free!
🔲 Not recommended
🔲 Wait for sale
🔲 Worth the price
🔲 Best investment ever done

12/16 FREQUENT UPDATES
🔲 Life cycle completed
🔲 A few every year
✅ Once every 3 months (Major content updates, new story, etc...)
✅ Every now and then (Meta update, weapon changes)
🔲 Every week

13/16 BUGS / CRASHES
🔲 None that I can recount
✅ Minor bugs
🔲 Infrequent crashes
🔲 Frequent crashes
🔲 Complete mess

14/16 MICRO-TRANSACTIONS
🔲 EA
🔲 Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔲 ”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔲 ”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔲 Quick way to advance
🔲 Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔲 Only to show off big time
🔲 Level DLC
✅ None


15/16 MISC
🔲 Steam Workshop
🔲 Steam Trading Cards
✅ Steam Achievements
🔲 Content for Steam Points Shop

16/16 VERDICT
✅ Recommended (If you like playing team games like battlefield where you have to play together to actually win, or if you are good enough to not need your entire team)
✅ Not recommended (If you are bad at any fps game or just dont want to wait 20 minutes to respawn)

This game gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· Allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· Anal abscesses
· Anal Cancer
· Anal Itching
· Anal Tear
· Anxiety disorders
· Arthritis
· Asthma
· Astigmatism
· Autism
· Autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· Bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· Bipolar disorder
· Body odors
· Bone cancer
· Bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· Bloating
· Brain cancer
· Brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· Breast cancer
· Candidacies
· Cataracts
· Carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· Celiac disease
· Cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· Chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· Chronic illness
· Cold sores
· Colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· Constipation
· Common cold
· COPD
· Cough
· Crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· Cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unoptimised game always crashing and glitching

Good game, wheelie in bikelife servers, Good physics for road and offroad maps

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