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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2013 @ 3:46pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 1:54am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 2:17am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2013 @ 4:45pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 8:49am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 2:00am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 9:24am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 6:54pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2013 @ 4:35pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 9:14am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2014 @ 8:11am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2013 @ 3:28pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2013 @ 3:28pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2013 @ 3:33pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 3:23pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 4:02pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 6:54pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 2:30pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 9:42am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 12:07pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2013 @ 9:30am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 2:54am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 4:02pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 7:32pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 2:44am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2013 @ 3:16pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2013 @ 4:36pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2013 @ 7:12pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 9:24am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 9:26am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2013 @ 8:43am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2013 @ 9:14am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2013 @ 4:54am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 2:34pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2013 @ 9:35am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 3:23pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:35am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 1:38pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 1:49pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 1:51pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 1:51pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 4:23am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 4:25am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:25am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2013 @ 8:08am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 8:33pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 9:06pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 9:12pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 5:38am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 5:50am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 6:13am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 11:33am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 9:58am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 11:35am

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 11:35am

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 11:35am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 1:26pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 1:32pm

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 1:32pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 10:19am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 8:27pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 9:03pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 8:38pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 11:33am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2019 @ 2:36pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2019 @ 2:26pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2019 @ 2:28pm



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
43,713 / 50,000

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.