It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
"That eye is like this eye"
Said the first eye,
"But in low place,
Not in high place."
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A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
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I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure
can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.
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Love means nothing to a tennis player.
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Being overloaded is the sign of a true Debian maintainer.
-- JHM on #Debian
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