Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone.
"Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled.
"Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."
ㅤ* 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...

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