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Recent reviews by MagicMike

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9.5 hrs on record
I just want my money back, jeez steam.
Posted 17 August, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Not enough penis... or content, mostly ♥♥♥♥ though.
Posted 9 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
121.5 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
First 10 hours of gameplay: Lets turn Gordan Freeman into a bloody pulp!
20 hours later: Lets make a car!
40 hours later: Make complex, multi geered contraptions.
80 hours: Slowly begin to lose grip on what's reality, or a head-crab zombie
100: Take the revolver and put it in your mouth. You have now wasted too much to go back.
101: Dectective found you, Innocent win!
Posted 27 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
12.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Imagine the worst possible fever dream possible. THEN, imagine paying 5 dollars to relive that dream through a goat on a screen. You're welcome.
Posted 27 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,871.0 hrs on record (28.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
A fun, Addictive, and sharp game that puts you in mind straining, tense situations putting you friend against friend, brother against brother, and you against an angry 4th grader crying for the lack of respawn. if you're willing to put yourself against the unknown trigger finger in these deathmatch, bomb scenerio, and hostage situation game modes then this game is for you.
Posted 6 September, 2014.
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