2024 pt 1. Ladies and Gentlemen. For the 7th year running, Fry Gry has competed, and won the Oscars. Not only has this man got all the achievements for Hollow Knight, Hyper Lift drifter and more, what he is more humble about is his 103/103 achievements on his Hinge profile. Nobody stops this guy. A king wears a crown - and where there's a crown there's a frown, but not for this Try Guy. He came, he saw, he broke the law. Last time you heard from him he was beating Tears of the Kingdom - he beat the kingdom so hard there were tears. The tale of Fly Guy travels near and far; word of mouth, tablet stones, comic book, rizz parties, and more. a tale as old as time, even the cavemen have heard. my guy fly try so smart he taught Luigi how to use a silencer.

2024 pt 2. damn. the cia come to him for intel, and intel come to him for chips. when the game of the year awards are announced next year, just know Lie Bly will be there whispering in the ear of geoff keighley: "death stranding the best game ever". he's the puppet master. william afton is scared of him. Fry Guy so powerful he made MatPat quit with the click of his fingers. His wish is your command. be afraid. 2025 he will return. bye bye guy fry, until we meet again.

Pt. 2

Damn, Fry Guy just so much the guy, gabe put a character limit on the comments, he scared of the Fry Guy Biography too. Fry Guy, also known and WiGuy / Wifi, has been preparing all these years and you'll still never see him coming. Wifi WiGuy was the reason for inflation, because he prints cash, he so rich that the world gonna go into recession. He's been meditating and reading and studying life, he's now so intelligent that he WILL be the next Prime Minister of the United States (they're inventing the position for him, he's that good). Now Fry Guy WiGuy Wifi has resurfaced for one reason, Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, because you remember that he was about to unleash his wallet on you, and now he will, this year he gonna spend 3 years of his pocket money and buy Nintendo. what a smart guy. we love you fry guy wifi wiguy, pls dont go, pls just stay and cut my afro, the hairdressers are too expensive.

Pt. 1

"BANG BANG BANG! WHAT WAS THAT!?"

IT'S FRY GUY THAT'S WHO, back from the dungeons of life he's out here once more, he spent 2 years in solitude, waiting, waiting, waiting, FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO STRIKE. This particular fry guy been so gangster that he turned off his play times on here. 24/7/365 this guy stays on yo mind because he's out here because it turned out he invented the vaccine for Covid-21 (WHAT) and he's tryna tell you that he also wrote the script for Avatar 4 (DAMN). This guy so gangster that you haven't heard much from him lately, and it's because he's been meditating, finding his purpose and stuff, and in the end he came to one conclusion: that you'll never be as good as he is. When Fry Guy strikes, you know, because he's so gangster that the magnetic field shifts when he's around. Don't go out on the streets without this guy, he's literally disguised as Bruce Wayne, ready to avenge.

Over the last year his power has been growing, Maelstrom Fry Guy has been building up to this moment for centuries. As his power grows, so does his bank account. Last year he broke free from the Matrix, this year his the director of Matrix 4. You can't beat him. While you're out here playing Mario Kart on your 3DS, Fry Guy is speed running Fortnight with his mind. Steam says he plays a lot of VR, but jokes on you, he is VR; Vincent Reality. His power is so strong that his deodorant cans cost more than your rent. Get out of here. Fry Guy didn't just collect all the infinity stones, he ate them, digested them, and became Thanos. He's all about the positive lifestyle, so when he's not busy creating Facebook 2.0, he's been writing his own self help books. Not only is he a best seller, but he is also secretly Ninja. You heard that right. While this year was a quiet year for Fry Guy, next year he will unleash both his power and his bank account.

who tf is this Callum person, and why is he doing this??!!!!