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Recent reviews by Dr. Fritz Höfner

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1.1 hrs on record
Phenomenal short horror experience, buy it, ♥♥♥♥'s like 5 bucks
Posted 31 October, 2023.
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91.1 hrs on record (61.0 hrs at review time)
its nier just play it and nier automata and drakengard and drakengard 3
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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170.3 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Fun game but the servers are a bit wacky although that might be my outback steakhouse wi-fi. If you've played Titanfall the movement here is a neutered version of it. p gud game doe 7.5/10
Posted 2 October, 2021.
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124.5 hrs on record (33.0 hrs at review time)
zombie
Posted 16 December, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
A Machine for Pigs surprised me with how narrative-driven it felt compared to The Dark Descent. Not that this is a bad thing however. I had a blast with how the story always had a fog of mystery surrounding it and the all-around atmosphere of the game. However, this game was not even close to being as scary as The Dark Descent was. Which is a damn shame considering how much they had to work with considering the origin of the main enemies in A Machine for Pigs. The lantern cant run out anymore and theres no need for laudanum since they removed the "Fear" mechanic from The Dark Descent. It feels way too easy in that sense and on top of the enemies being more fascinating than scary pulls away from the horror aspect of A Machine for Pigs. While however, In my humble opinion this game was a blast and handled the atmosphere top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ notch with the way that music plays at integral story moments. In conclusion, If you liked the first one, give this one a go. It still retains that good 'ol amnesia mystery. 7/10 XOXO
Posted 29 January, 2018.
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2.2 hrs on record
sayori sure is a dead ♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 5 December, 2017.
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168.6 hrs on record (79.4 hrs at review time)
Hollow Knight is a game that really blew me off my feet and made my ♥♥♥♥ rock hard. Prior to purchasing it I had seen a lot of threads about it on /v/ and people seemed split on if it was great or complete ♥♥♥♥. I still remember fondly of the first time i played HK. I sat back in my chair, pizza in one hand and PS4 controller in the other, and just watched the opening cinematic. To make a long story short, this game is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits. Precise controls, beautiul artwork, memorable music and bosses that kicked my ass time and time again. The feeling of finally overcoming a hard boss has the same sense of accomplishment that Dark Souls or Monster Hunter would has. I have heard a lot of peoples gripes with the games story being reminiscent of Dark Souls and i can fully agree with that. On the other hand, I don't see this as a bad thing whatsoever. Both Dark Souls and HK deal with the story of a large uncaring world, long past its prime and its not a world made for you.
Posted 24 November, 2017. Last edited 6 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.9 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
p gud homeslice :)
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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25.2 hrs on record
i didn´t expect this game to be anything special considering it is a free to play game, but this game is actually one of the better free to play games i have played.
Posted 18 July, 2014.
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