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or Emma, it's not set it Sheffield, and no one shoves drugs up their bum...
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty,
ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
😙
Fry: What are we going to do?
Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
Amy: No, let's buy internet stock.
Zoidberg: On margin! Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.
Hermes: Look at me! I'm invisible.
Fry: Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots.
Bender: Hey, let's go join the Reform party!
Everyone: Yeah!
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They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius,
The man said "We got all that we can use",
So I've got those steadily-depressin', low-down, mind-messin',
Working-at-the-car-wash blues.
-- Jim Croce
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*: (=' :') :::::::: Happy Easter !!! ::::::::::::::
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║✩ "Like yourself!"
Wish you a lovely weekend