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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 4:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 9:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 9:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 9:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:05pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:46pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 9:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 9:55am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 9:11am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:14pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 8:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:45am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 10:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:07pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 5:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:04am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 10:26am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 8:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:20pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:44am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 9:55am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:31am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:42am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 3:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:42pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 5:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:38am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:06am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:57pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:09am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:58pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:57am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:06am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:07am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 3:48pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 12:21am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 5:02pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 10:12am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 10:10am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 4:58pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 8:06pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:12pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:44am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:24pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 8:52pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:44am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:37pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:12pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:11pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:25pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 9:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:32pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:00am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 5:07pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:33pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:27am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 6:53pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:44am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:27am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:23am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:47am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 9:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:06am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:10am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 2:44pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:13pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:06pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 4:27pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:57pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:37pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 7:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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