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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:37am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:02am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:50am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 8:49am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:44am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:56am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:39am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:30am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:53am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:50am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:43am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:40am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:29am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:07am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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