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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:24am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 5:41am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:54am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:03am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:57am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:38am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:01am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:48am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:53am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:41am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 10:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 9:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 2:10am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:57am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:51am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:24am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 11:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:48am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:48am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:11am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:23am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:48am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 10:58am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:54am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 6:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:25am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 3:06am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 10:59am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 2:54am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 5:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 3:51am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:57am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:05am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:33pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 3:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:54am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 8:18am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:58am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:23pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:54am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 3:11am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 1:48am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:16am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 5:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 5:39am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 5:42am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 2:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 6:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:58am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 11:00am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:57am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 4:49am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:03am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 4:37am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:16am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 3:25am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:18am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:18am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 12:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 3:43am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:47am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:50am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:37am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:41pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 6:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:20am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:34am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:27am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:57am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:03am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 5:32am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:51am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 9:31am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 5:39am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:10pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 6:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:18am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:52am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 11:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:56am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:56am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:16pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:56am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 3:14am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:49am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:46pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:53am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:34am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:31am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:47am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:51am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:43am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 1:21am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:40am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:56pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:37am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 1:02am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 5:10am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 12:24am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:02am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:15am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:16am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:21am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:21am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:16am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:16am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:16am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:16am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:21am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:22am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:18am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:48pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:46am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:57am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:42am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:55am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:34am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:14am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:34am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:33pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:03am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:34am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:17am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:28am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:35pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 4:42am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 12:28pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:14am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:50am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:06am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:48am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 12:26pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:14am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:17am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:18am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:20am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:12am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:42am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:40pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:13am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:19am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:19am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:20am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:20am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:20am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May @ 8:10am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:13am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:13am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:16am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:16am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:11am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:14am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:32am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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