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My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.
My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.

Creepers are sexy, hear me out.

I've always wanted to ♥♥♥♥ a creeper from minecraft. The idea of my ♥♥♥♥ diving into its tight green chocolate starfish is my only motivation for day to day activities. Living even. The sheer possibility of it makes me lust endlessly to the point of which whenever I see even just the sole color of green, I get hard and must immediately ♥♥♥♥ it or jerk off. I've painted my walls green, with little black boxes to more accurately represent a creeper. I have to paint a new coat every month or so- to get rid of the stains produced by my endless stream of ♥♥♥ that eventually turn my walls a creamy white. My pillows are green, I ♥♥♥♥ them every night, putting a green fleshlight in between them while I search up creeper hentai. The scent of rotten ♥♥♥ fills the air in my room, fills my nose while I sleep. I don't care. It turns me on, and then I ♥♥♥ more. How would I ♥♥♥♥ a creeper you ask?

Firstly, I would come up behind it in the night, sneaking like they love to sneak on me. Oh how many times I've jizzed over my destroyed homes. Why? Because a creeper blew it up, and I would in turn imagine a creeper "blowing" me like that. When I sneak up on it, I will quickly "plug" all of its holes: my ♥♥♥♥ in its green ass, my fingers in its mouth, and the other hand on its throbbing green ♥♥♥♥, ready to explode, it pulsates- I know this because I've watched them explode many times, and always notice that they are rock hard when they do it, and so am I to be honest.

I would ♥♥♥♥ that little green piece of ♥♥♥♥ so hard while I jerk that ♥♥♥♥ off. I would come at least 17 times, but I wouldn't let that little green ♥♥♥♥ ever get soft I would jerk it so fast. When it finally ♥♥♥♥, the creeper and I will explode in an amazing manner, filling the entire world with my jizz, and his green ♥♥♥.

Pure ecstasy

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Saudações senhor, nós da Sociedade Brasileira de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1) Sim, 5 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico.

2) Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único.

3) Ainda que 5 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao ♥♥♥♥♥♥o durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte.

4) Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista.

5) O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo pode sim ser uma forte tendência ao homossexualismo.

Sem mais,
Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida.