Recent reviews by Lumbah Rye

*Intense nostalgia ensues*

"5 / 2 = 2"
Genius Calculator

It's Gnorping time!

It sucks.

Update:
1111 hours in. 100% completed. Still sucks <3

Great game. Lovely art style. For a buck fitty it is an absolute steal.
My only complaint is lack of content, but at the price point, I could hardly demand more.

If the Dev reads this, I have a few QoL-improvement requests:
- A stat overview in the pause menu and the character/weapon selection screens.
(E.g.: It'd be nice to know, if you're even able to crit with other characters than the designated crit-char prior to upgrading)
- Percentages/seconds/flat numbers on the different upgrades when choosing them.
- A re-roll on the special boss upgrades (perhaps at a cost of keys?)

Content-wise:
- Keys get redundant quickly. Perhaps either an increase in prices, a reduction in rewards, or, preferably, a more fleshed out meta-progression system to spend your keys on. (The latter is hardly relevant, as of now, however, at the levels are not particularly difficult as is).
- MORE CHARACTERS, SKILLS, LEVELS, JUST MORE MORE MORE :D

All in all, if you need to burn about a dozen hours for mere cents on the hour, give this a try.
I loved it <3

You know how time moves slower at higher speeds?
Yeah, that's this game.

GOTY

Such a beautiful and trainquil game.
ABZUlutely worth a go.

Pretty accurate depiction, I reckon.
I dunno, I ain't read the book.