This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I sexually Identify as an Vape. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ripping phat clouds over vape city dropping churros vape liquid on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a vape is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a 70w vape mod with organic churro flavours on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ethan vapeberry" and respect my right to vape from above and rip phat clouds needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a vapephobe and need to check your vape privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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