Musician, metallurgy nerd, motorcycle enthusiast, health nut, and funny man.
I am also kinda gud at vidya, and a champion bullshіtter.


Age : 33
Gender : Male
Alignment : Chaotic Good
Role : Bard/Cleric, Backup DPS
Experience : 2411/????
Explosions Seen : 3/7
Horses Eaten : 0/1
Motorcycles Owned : 4/19

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Wesley: “Captain?”
Picard: *comes up from doing a rail of coke off of a deactivated Data’s boner*
Picard: “Yeah?”
Wesley: “I want you to be my dad. I’m going to ask you if you’re my dad and when I do, I want you to say yes.”
Wesley: *chops up a line with an isolinear optical chip*
Picard: “Ok.”
Wesley: “Are YOU my dad?”
Picard: “Yes. YES!”
*both cry into a pile of cocaine while the ship is being overrun by Romulans*

- Joel Watson, Sharksplode