Recent reviews by Deranged Ranger

going ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feral

I spoke to the Anti Christ in an unranked game. he did not like me, i am cursed now

fun and pretty relaxing game

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Great time killer,

i have lost 264 hours on a single world on ps4, this game has made me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die too many times

this game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken, i mean the amount of bugs are just stupid, not to mention the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prices of like 2 maps, $6 for a map or 2, seriously?!?!?!! in all i give it a 10/10 for being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

♥♥♥♥ you Derek you ♥♥♥♥♥

The game is amazing my guy

i love this game and all the DLC'S it has