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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 2:24pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 3:43pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 10:09am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2018 @ 10:24am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 5:30pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 2:17pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 3:28pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 3:44pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2018 @ 9:53am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 9:56am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2018 @ 9:50am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2018 @ 9:48am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 9:32am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 3:42pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2018 @ 9:50am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 May, 2018 @ 7:33am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 10:00am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 4:50pm

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 4:50pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 4:50pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 4:59pm



I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!