-Weird Cult Leader
-Is a person. 10/10"
-Currently larping as your least favorite person
-Engages in professional clownery
- 100% not a ds1 hollow. I just forgot my lotion
-Torch enjoyer
-I ain't no FROM SOFT swamp, you won't catch me being toxic.
-Call my d1ck a torch cuz it'll light up your cave
-You can Call me insulation cuz I'm in your walls and I'll keep you warm tonight ;)

Loppius Quotes:
"Beatin ur d!ck is literally just playin bop it, pull it, twist it!"
"Freedom of speech is cool, but shut the f up"
"It also works on immigrants too .... trust me"
"Stop having E-SEX, nobody wants to hear you having desk top!"
"Halloween is over why are there so many spookies in the lobby"
"Bro ain't no way you talking when you look like the bomb they dropped on hiroshima, that's why they call you the fat man, so big you bounced and hit nagasaki, guess that's why I call you Mr. WORLDWIDE Mr. 305 pound"
"You ain't Jesus you got no water to walk on, that's why they call you a mudskipper"