Recent reviews by ⋆˙ Jitterbug ˙⋆

Over 100 hours on this game. No idea how. I guess I take farming seriously

Remember kids - Stop, drop and roll. It'll get you out of fiery situations real quick!

Cut Andrew Gower some slack. It isn't RuneScape but it definitely is unique and I see some real potential here. Glad I got in for early access. Seems promising so far!

Alright, I've been playing CS since 1.6. I know CS:GO had a rough first year after release, but CS2 really is something else. As someone that used to do tournaments and events with a team as a former semi-pro back in the day, this game has steered so far to terrible that it's just not worth wasting time on until it's in a proper playable state. It's a shell of what once was one of the most optimised FPS's out there and many other current pro players and former pro players will tell you the same thing. If you have a ping above 20, forget about it. The glitches, the cheaters, the lack of network utilisation, the lack of support for content creators, the deceit etc.. There's just so much wrong with this game right now. This review may change later, but I'm dead sick of trying to enjoy it as it once was. Perhaps it's my fault for moving over to Starlink, perhaps I'm getting old, or perhaps the years beforehand were my imagination, but no, it's not the case because others have the exact same issues and it seems Valve has turned a blind eye to them.

For only about $5 AUD at the moment this game is great. I already sunk like 2 hours into it doing main levels and bonus levels. Finished the game now all I have to do is work on getting diamonds and golds. I feel like I got my money's worth out of this.

This game is absolutely one of the best games of all time. It's still playable even to this day because of how diverse the story is and how amazing the battle mechanics are despite this game coming out in 1995. Play it, you won't regret it.

Review may change later on. Depending how the game direction goes but after almost 800 hours on ASA I finally have a verdict.

This is literally a reskin of Ark Survival Evolved with like 2 improvements that barely scratch a surface. Same glitches, same issues. It's a dead game right now. The only official map out right now is The Island which is one of the worst maps. People are bored and people are hurt that we paid for broken promises and lies. I hope things get better, I hope they improve.

I'll continue playing as all I do is breed dinosaurs and vibe but for real, the game kind of sucks right now. It has been fun starting over from scratch and building up my new solo empire, but it really is ASE's deadbeat son that may or may not glow up as he gets a little older.

Now is not the time to play ARK Survival Ascended. Try again when more content is released.

Well, here I am, writing a review for this game that basically took over my life. This is not the first account I've bought the game on. I decided I'd support the developers by buying it more than twice. This game has really improved over the years. It's an incredible game. It's fun. It's what H1Z1 failed to achieve. It's what H1Z1 wanted to be but couldn't be. You can have your own server, you can join friend's servers, you can change your server settings to how you wish to play it which is amazing. You want hundreds of puppets in one town? You can! You want to have a peaceful time without the meks and puppets? You can have that too. You can also set spawn rates for items and even have PVE or PVP. The people that published this made RuneScape, one of the most successful MMORPGs in existence. This is the real deal for a zombie-esque survival horror game. It's fun, scary, will keep you going for hours if not days on end. Please give SCUM a try.

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