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Danksouls

If you are deciding whether or not to get this game, these are things to be expected:
A masterful OST.
Smooth and competent gameplay.
Exciting combat and well designed boss-fights.
A delicate, touching story with appealing and very well-written characters.
Gorgeously well designed levels and puzzles.

This game is a masterpiece, it is clear the developers put much love and thought into it.

W Devs

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Bitcoin miner
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ GPU fans too loud
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Obese
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Mining rig
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Bitcoin miner
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Sigma grind set
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ How to mine
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Until GPU melts
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ Free with bitcoin miner
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Among us
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☑ 10 Bitcoins mined

This game is a scientific simulation of why the Penguin-kind would be the most fierce race possible when given the most daring opportunity of weilding a weapon of any category, they are stronger and smarter than any other predetorial king of the food chain. When given the opportunity, our heckin' chonker friends would bloodthirstingly strike without a single noot in mind if given the information that this game provides. Please... Be careful, and sleep with one eye open, for they will come for you.

Sincerely, Noot Noot.

Best 18 minutes of my life, to think I was capable of feeling this way about a dragon.
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Jokes apart, this game is quite adorable and fun with fast paced music and lewd inside jokes. Pog

Very good, niceu artstyle and just hard enough to not completely ragequit.

Dis game very good and nice and cool for being made by one person. I had very many fun when playing with my friend in co-op. The buggy mechanics also contributes to the fun. It is also hella scary so make sure to put on a fresh pair of panties before playing. :D

Poopy ass game, I lost my panda :(

The game turned into a really fun and enjoyable experience only after I learned the fundamentals of the combat system. It is intricate, satisfying and has a nice flow to it. Although it took some time getting used to it, the combat is where this game really shines above others.