Welcome to my profile!

NOTE: If you are here to trade scam me, then I am going to politely ask you to make your way to the exit.

If you are not here to scam me, then please allow me to direct your attention to some frequently asked questions from other users:

Q: Are you cheating?
A: No.


Q: Do you actually go to Texas Tech University?
A: No, I graduated already.

Q: Is any other Texas University better than Texas Tech?
A: No.

Q: Are you actually 27 years old?
A: Although my voice may not sound like it, yes, I am 27 years old.

Thank you, and have a great day!*

*If you are a cheater, then I hope that your day goes horribly, and I hope that you get hit by a bus tomorrow.