Nut Rag
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It was a dark, damp, saturday evening. I was walking down the cold sidewalk, in the bustling city. Walking into my house, it smelled off. Something wasn't right... All the sudden, my mother schleos out of the kitchen. "Bartholomew J. Nibbafignuten, have you seen that jar of toenails recently?" My mother quaintly inquired. "No, i think dad had it last." I hastily responded.

"Huh.. that;s wierd, I haven’t seen your father all day."

"That is weird... He'll surface. He’s probably at the bar again..." I crip-walked into my room and collapsed on my bed. I was awoken by the heart breaking sound of my beloved mother, crying, sobbing and on her knees. She was speaking gibberish, and signaling to go to the living room. I without hesitation ran into the room, the only light being the TV screen. The news was on, which is wierd, my mother never looked at the news. Until I took a longer look at it. "Man armed with toenails shot dead in police standoff after killing 4 people in a CA mall." We knew my father wasn’t in the greatest mental condition, but he wouldn’t kill, right? My father wasn’t the greatest klans man-- he would usually come home, drunken and filled with a pent up rage. My mother was very unhappy in the relationship. She desperately wanted out, but couldn’t do that to my father, she felt obligated, bound by the demons and some deep, moral lock she didn’t have the key to. After the incident, my mother became deeply depressed, maybe even suicidal. Nothing was ever the same. She didn’t have the same charm, the love and passion she had for everything. She hardly ever got out of her bed, she never ate, never socialized. How could she be so sad about the end of a horrible relationship she so desperately wanted out of? About 5 years later she was found in her bed, dead. I had moved away recently, gotten my own place. This added to her suffering. Apparently there was 1.765 lbs of black tar heroin in her system. That costs around 3.4 million dollars. How she got that money, I wouldn’t know. But what I do know is that with GEICO, you can save 15% or more on car insurance.

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