Recent reviews by Liam

miserable

I quit heroin to play Meteorites 3D.

Real ♥♥♥♥ I actually quit heroin for a video game and I’m not even much of a gamer.

Someone kind of pushed Meteorites 3D on me and told me to play it, so I did and became obsessed and didn’t even want to leave my room to score drugs and stop my cold turkey withdrawals because I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doing barrel rolls and winning. By the time I was finished with the game I didn’t crave snack anymore. I just wanted more spaceship variants.

Me telling people it’s time to lock myself away for a few days and face my demons cold turkey like a stoic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when I just genuinely didn’t want anybody bothering me while i played this wonderful game.

Baby Chicken +1

To protect your master plan, direct technology towards absolute surveillance of the population, towards a perfect political science, towards total hegemony. Enhance yourself with electronic augmentation. The problem with humanity? too much freedom and leisure time. Remove both. Ban books, ban mass communication. Rule undisputed, technology in your left hand, power in your right, dropping in occasionally to make alterations or dispense great justice and retribution, in the name of peace.

Shepherd humans up to the local planets, establish colonies, then spread out to the stars. Create a galactic empire ruled with imperious malice, lest humanity revert back to its bad habits. There'll be no love, except the love of you. There'll be no art, no literature, no science.

Total domination.
Unimaginable power.
Unlimited rice pudding.

Who could stand in your way now?
Who would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare?
As monarch of the galaxy.
As pilot of history.

As God Emperor, of time.

I quit heroin to play Witcher.

Real ♥♥♥♥ I actually quit heroin for a video game and I’m not even much of a gamer.

Someone kind of pushed The Witcher 3 on me and told me to play it, so I did and became obsessed and didn’t even want to leave my room to score drugs and stop my cold turkey withdrawals because I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing Gwent and winning. By the time I was finished with the game I didn’t crave snack anymore. I just wanted more witcher contracts.

Me telling people it’s time to lock myself away for a few days and face my demons cold turkey like a stoic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when I just genuinely didn’t want anybody bothering me while i played this wonderful game.

I grew chest hair after my first completed ultra nightmare run

mancubus hella thick, dont play during no nut november

i got a cat named angel and the game let me pet her 10/10

unf

living my fascist fantasy to its fullest 10/10