Recent reviews by LiT

If you're looking for a game that lets you live out your vampire fantasies, then V Rising is the game for you.

You gotta hunt for blood, upgrade your abilities, and avoid the hunters.

It's like playing Skyrim, but with more fangs. And if you're feeling bored, you can always turn into a bat and fly around. It never gets old.

Total War: SHOGUN 2 is like, the game for people who like to yell 'Banzai!' at their screens.

You get to lead your own samurai army, fight epic battles, and honor your ancestors. It's like playing Dynasty Warriors, but with more strategy. And if you're feeling brave, you can always challenge other players to a multiplayer match.

Just be prepared for some serious competition.

If you're looking for a game that'll really challenge you, then Eve Online is the game for you. You gotta learn all sorts of skills, manage your ship's fittings, and be prepared for anything.

It's like playing chess, but with laser beams. And if you're feeling overwhelmed, you can always just join a newbie-friendly corporation. Just be prepared for all the memes.

Who needs a real poker face when you can just wear a cowboy hat and play Governor of Poker 3?

This game has everything: stunning graphics, challenging opponents, and enough virtual chips to make even the most reckless gambler feel rich.

But be warned: if you start playing at night, you might still be sitting at your computer when the sun comes up.

Yeehaw!

The only thing good about Steam right now. Spend time on it and never have regrets.

Okay, so Northgard is like, the perfect game for people who like to micromanage. You gotta gather resources, build buildings, and assign villagers to different tasks.

It's like playing The Sims, but with more pillaging. And hey, who doesn't love a good pillage?

You know how sometimes you just wanna escape from reality and explore new worlds? Well, No Man's Sky is the game for that.

You can fly through space, land on alien planets, and just wander around for hours. And the best part? You can name everything you discover, so you can be like 'Yeah, that mountain over there? That's Mount Butts. I discovered it.'

It's the little things, you know?

What's not to love? It's space, aliens, ships, and 18 quintillion planets you travelers minus the sex.

If you're looking for a game that really immerses you in the world of organized crime, then Mafia III: Definitive Edition is the game for you.

You gotta build your own criminal empire, take over territories, and eliminate your rivals. It's like playing The Godfather, but with more action.

And if you're feeling nostalgic, you can always drive around in classic cars from the 1960s. Just be prepared for some tough moral choices.

Okay, so Lost Ark is like, the love child of World of Warcraft and an anime. It's got all the classic MMORPG stuff, like quests and dungeons, but with a Korean flair.

And the graphics are stunning. It's like you're playing a cartoon, but a really violent one.

And if you're not into the whole fantasy thing, you can always just dress up your character in ridiculous costumes.

I mean, who doesn't want to fight monsters in a bunny suit?

Absolute garbage. Not the game but armature dev team. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a trillion dollar company working on this ♥♥♥♥ for 2-3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years.. not to mention they delayed it for a year, delayed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ launch later and it came out as a bag of garbage.

I've never played a game that feels unfinished like this one. Literally just spent 30 minutes trying to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ explore the game through the mountains, under the ground and stuck on invisible fences out in the horizon. To sweeten the deal, the mobs can hit you but you can't hit them back.

I ask myself one question, WTF is wrong with me? Why did I purchased those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins knowing full well about these issues.

Please for the love of God, go back to selling diapers and tampons.