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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:56pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:26pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:46pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 8:25pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 8:28pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:00pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 2:42pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:09pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:54pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:10pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 2:38pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 3:34pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 4:02pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:38pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:41pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:34pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:07pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:45pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:01pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:30pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:34pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:10pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:30pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:19pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 7:39pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:52pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:25pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 2:30pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:32pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:47pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 3:38am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 4:38pm